I have this headcanon that if Gatsby didn’t die he and Nick would end up together.
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
The phrase “beta orbiters” is making me grind my teeth.
Women, more readily able to engage in comedy, entertainment, and the public forum that is the internet, once again offer a teaching moment to the “Nice Guys Who Finish Last” of the world; and once again, these “Nice Guys” use the opportunity to be shitty shitty shitty man-babies. I say this as someone who stopped being a shitty shitty shitty man-baby when I stopped thinking the world and women revolved around the needs of my penis.
You boys are misusing a golden opportunity! Women are basically telling how not to be…and you’re being it! *shakes cane in the air, sits down, promptly falls asleep*
like this if u cry evertim
Gets me every time.
piece of shit
this is my favorite video in the history of time
I’m in the hair salon and everybody stopped their conversations to gather round me and watch this
I laughed all the way out loud at least 4 times
THIS IS AMAZING