I have this headcanon that if Gatsby didn’t die he and Nick would end up together.

aragonitedragon:

epicnigga:

what
the
fuck
did
i
just
see

ASSASIN’S CREED

aragonitedragon:

epicnigga:

what

the

fuck

did

i

just

see

ASSASIN’S CREED

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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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 - the SKELETON MAN

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

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nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

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interiorlines:

bummerrat:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

The phrase “beta orbiters” is making me grind my teeth.

Women, more readily able to engage in comedy, entertainment, and the public forum that is the internet, once again offer a teaching moment to the “Nice Guys Who Finish Last” of the world; and once again, these “Nice Guys” use the opportunity to be shitty shitty shitty man-babies. I say this as someone who stopped being a shitty shitty shitty man-baby when I stopped thinking the world and women revolved around the needs of my penis.

You boys are misusing a golden opportunity! Women are basically telling how not to be…and you’re being it! *shakes cane in the air, sits down, promptly falls asleep*

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 - a dramatic reading

sexymixedkid:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

throh:

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like this if u cry evertim

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Gets me every time. 

piece of shit

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the-hypnotic:

thisshitfunny:

thighabetic:

kegelkween:

entelijan:

hotbiochemist:

this is my favorite video in the history of time

I’m in the hair salon and everybody stopped their conversations to gather round me and watch this

omg

I laughed all the way out loud at least 4 times

OMFG

THIS IS AMAZING

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clestroying:

turning 12 like

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