you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
Don’t kill spiders. What if you were the spider and the spider was you? It’s called empathy. Look it up.
Same with humans
No. This only works for spiders.I try to save any bug in my house but spiders freak the hell out of me, i killed one today and i felt bad about it :( im a murderer :(.
You’re going to prison
I will never understand how Ed can go from an insaley hot, sex crazed beast like this
To a cute, cuddly, teddy bear like this
Edception more like it
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
Step it up trixie
THAT IS PAULINA NOT TRIXIE TANG YOU UNEDUCATED NOODLE
i have never been more frustrated in my life